“Frank is the coolest dude ever.”

– Cool Dude Quarterly

About me

Frank is a certified cool dude, a registered super-genius, and an all around good guy whose simple existence improves your quality of life, even if you weren’t aware of it.


Featured Photos

Look at these pictures instead of stalking or paparazzi’ing me.

Not everyone can make a 6 foot tall, 300 pound person like myself look like a kid, but Eric “Butter Bean” Esch can!
A powerful picture of a powerful man…. no wait, I was trying to catch a bird.
Every day when I leave my palatial estate, I have to ask these ladies to leave, so my gate will open safely
If you need any more proof of my certifiable status as a cool dude, here are Shabba Doo and Boogaloo Shrimp hanging out with me.
This was probably the prettiest place I ever peed… somewhere in Vermont or New Hampshire
The blistering speed of the Subaru has damaged the entire forest… either that or Hurricane Michael did it.